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  • GUB NYC Spring Preview

    Hello theater fans! After last year’s crowded musical field, we only have 6 new musicals (as of press) in this year’s Tony hunt. One of them has already imploded, 3 of them are jukebox(ish) musicals, and only 2 of them are advertising open runs, so we’ll see how this goes… Don’t worry, there are still a bunch of great shows running from last year, some heavy hitting revivals, some star-studded plays, and some off-broadway excitement to entice your spring NYC dance card.

    Beaches

    3/27/26–9/6/26

    About: A musical adaptation of the beloved film – now with 50% more power ballads!

    Our take: It will either be awful, or.. something…? But you will get to hear GUB favorite Jessica Vosk belt out the tunes you already know… and some new songs written and re-written by a soap-opera-plot of shifting creative teams since 2014. Don’t worry—it’s a limited 12-week Broadway run as the producers have already decided there won’t be enough wind beneath its wings for a long Broadway run.

    The Lost Boys

    3/27/26–

    About: A musical adaptation of the cult 80’s vampire coming-of-age film.

    Our take: This cult film was previously unknown here at GUB. And Broadway famously doesn’t care for vampire-based offerings… but this one is swinging big, having already released a few tracks of its 80’s hair band-vibed original score to help build interest. If nothing else, you can see GUB’s favorite pair of boobs, Shoshanna Bean, in yet another (we assume) “mom trying her best with rowdy teenagers” role.

    Two Strangers (carry a cake across new york)

    11/1/25–

    About: A rom-com, involving cake!

    Our take: With solid reviews and no Pulitzer prizes in sight, who doesn’t want to just be entertained? With only two performers and buzz words like ‘heartwarming,’ ‘charming,’ ‘escape,’ and ‘magical’—it sounds like our kind of rom-com! Plus Sam Tutty (the lead) is cute. Bonus points for making it more than 2 weeks past opening, currently holding the record for longest run of this season!

    Schmigadoon!

    4/4/26–9/6/26

    About: A stage musical adaptation of the first season of the amazing TV series.

    Our take: Critics were lukewarm on the Kennedy Center Run in 2025. It made extra news as it was running when the Cheeto ruined that institution. While the reception on the out-of-town run varied, it did include things like “if you loved the TV series, you’ll love the stage show!” (and we all know shows get cleaned up to land better on broadway), so we here at GUB are supes excited since we are possibly the #1 fan of the TV series. This will be the second Musical TV Show → Stage Musical adaptation in as many seasons! We here at GUB are here for this new category of jukebox musicals. Just like Smash before it, don’t expect to see the A-list cast from the TV series – but wouldn’t that be loverly?

    Titanique

    3/26/26–6/18/26

    About: A spoof queer sendup jukebox musical of the film and Celine Dion

    Our take: What a weird time for theater it is, but we are happy to see this delightful production set sail in one of Broadway’s biggest houses after its extended off-broadway runs downtown. The GROHNs committee has seen it twice! If you haven’t seen it yet, get yourself to the St. James! This production includes the original star and writer Marla Mindelle back as a mad-cap version of Celine Dion and will be joined by a star studded cast including Jim Parsons (in drag), Frankie Grande (technically not in drag, but…gay), and Deborah Cox (a drag queens wet dream)!

    Chess

    10/15/25–5/3/26

    About: A revival of the broadway fan favorite score – still with a punchline worthy bad book. 

    Our Take: Critics weren’t impressed with the yet-another attempt at making the book work. But most are agreeing it delivers a loud and vocally impressive version of the well known score by three powerhouse leads—despite opinions you hold of Lea or Aaron. 

    Ragtime

    9/26/25–6/14/26

    About: A transfer of the 2025 City Center revival which got rave reviews and is setting Lincoln Center Theater box office records. Originally scheduled to end after the holidays, it got extended through the Tony’s telecast—a true showing of the front-runner mentality!

    Our take: One of GUBs favorite scores, it will be a lush (if a bit heavy) evening with the full Lincoln Center treatment. Plus hunky Joshua Henry and Nichelle Lewis seem to have no problem filling the large shoes of the original cast with the show’s anthem

    Cats: The Jellicle Ball

    3/18/26–7/18/26

    About: A transfer of the well received off-broadway revival that uses the score and lyrics you know but ditches the leg warmers, whiskers and ballet for NYC ballroom death drops, 40” weaves, and heels. 

    Our Take: The off broadway run cleaned up at the 2024 GROHN awards. It made the non-plot of the show seem somehow a plot! But—just like Rum Tum Tugger—we are a curious cat for how that intimate runway staging will translate to a large Broadway house.

    The Rocky Horror Show

    3/26/26–6/21/26

    About: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the genre-defining cult-classic film, we are getting a big budget Broadway revival at Broadway real estate royalty: Studio 54. 

    Our Take: With Luke Evans in fishnets, direction from Oh, Mary’s Sam Pinklerton and an all star cast we are ready to take a step to the right!

    Giant

    3/11/26–6/28/26

    About: A play about how Roald Dahl got canceled. A London import here to win all the Tony’s after a tromp through the Olivier’s last year with an “extraordinary, career-defining” performance from John Lithgow.

    Death of a Salesman

    3/6/26–6/14/26

    About: “One of the finest dramas in the whole range of the American theater” in its sixth Broadway Revival – but you are just here to see Laurie Metcalf and Nathan Lane.

    Every Brilliant Thing 

    2/21/26–5/24/26

    About: A solo show (starring Danial Radcliff) that will make you feel better in these anxious times. If it sounds familiar – it’s been performed in over 80 cities already and competed in the 2023 GROHNs. 

    Becky Shaw

    3/18/26–6/14/26

    About: A dark comedy in which a blind date spirals spectacularly off the rails. Sounds like our kind of play!

    Fallen Angels

    3/27/26–6/7/26

    About: A revival of Noel Coward’s comedy of bad manners with luminaries Kelli O’Hara and Rose Byrne.

    Proof

    3/31/26–7/19/26

    About: A revival of a play about math! JK—it’s gonna be super serious. But you can see Don Cheadle and Ayo Edebiri (of the Bear) make their Broadway debuts.

    Fear of 13

    3/19/26–July(ish)

    About: Super light play about a Death Row inmate falsely accused. But you can see Adrien Brody and Tessa Thompson make their broadway debuts!

    Death Becomes Her

    About: An adaptation of the beloved film, twisted necks, gunshot holes and all.

    Our take: A strong show from the 2025 Tony season (not to mention the 2024 and 2025 GROHNs) that is still running due to it being one of the best musical comedies in years. Jennifer Simard is still in the cast, with new costar and GUB favorite Betsy Wolfe!

    Maybe Happy Ending

    About: Robots in the future, in love!

    Our take: It won all of the 2025 Tony’s and 2025 GROHNs! Get yourself to this show! GUB recommends being close to the center to fully appreciate the tech. Sadly GROHN favorite Helen J Shen is playing her final performance 2/15 but you get to see GROHN winning crooner Dez Duran still! GROHN snub & Tony winner Darren Criss plays his last performance 5/17.

    Oh, Mary!

    About: A show about Mary Todd Lincoln.

    Our take: One of the funniest, best directed plays… ever. Will be starring John Cameron Mitchel—the original Hedwig if you needed to be reminded—through 4/26. Further casting has not been announced. We would see this again and again.

    Operation Mincemeat

    About: The true story (with today’s sensibilities) of WWII espionage that fooled the Nazis!

    Our take: It’s Hamilton for the UK – having the most 5-star reviews of any West End show ever. This great show did well at the 2025 GROHNs despite not being able to understand most of the fast lyrics and various British accents. Do a bit of listening to the cast album beforehand if you are not fluent in british accent; otherwise, strap in for a madcap ride as you might becomes obsessed.

    [It’s hard to track all the exciting things happening off and off-off Broadway but here are a few we have our eyes on!]

    Heathers the Musical

    6/22/25–5/24/2026

    About: An adaptation of the cult classic dark comedy film – croquet and all. Extended through the spring from a successful fall run.

    Our take: This show has been circulating for over a decade—with regional productions in the late teens—but got a revisal in London recently. This production promises to be even better than what is captured on the cast recording from its original off-broadway run in 2014. 

    The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

    11/7/25–4/12/26

    About: A well received revival of this delightful comedy about misfit preteens at a county spelling bee. It’s been extended from its limited fall run!

    Our take: We have seen this show more than most over the course of GROHNS history and find it delightful every time. Be adventurous and convince one of your theater companions to sign up as an audience-participation speller to further improve your enjoyment of the show!

    Masquerade

    6/1/25–7/5/26

    About: An immersive staging (not revival…) with multiple actors playing Phantom’s and Christine’s throughout the multilevel ‘experience’ a la Sleep no More.

    Our take: We are typically quite hesitant to recommend any immersive/participatory shows (except spelling bee, obviously) but people seem to be enjoying hearing Phantom again as it got extended through the spring…

  • The 2025 GROHNs!

    The full list of winners just posted on Grohns.org, but we have in depth coverage of this amazing season’s winners!

    The committee took in a whopping 62 qualifying live shows, resulting in an incredible 908 total nominations! With so many strong contenders, anticipation for who would come out on top at this year’s ceremony reached a fever pitch. The 2025 Tony season was the most competitive in memory, and while luckily some of those heavy hitters competed (and did well!) in the 2024 GROHNs, this year’s field was stacked with exceptional nominations from NYC. But don’t fret – the committee took in some amazing regional and cabaret performances, many of them eyeing upset wins against these mega-budget productions! 


    In true GROHN spirit – and to no one’s surprise – getting to the final vote involved many rounds of ballots, not-so-secret backroom vote swapping deals, and the scandal of the season – a full gerrymandering of categories. Since voter-approved gerrymandering is totally fine, then why shan’t the GROHNs participate? This season introduced a brand-new category, “Achievement in Solo or Cabaret Production,” and the 24-hour GROHNs news-cycle pundits rejoiced after years of bemoaning how these performances were typically shut out of major categories – or occasionally pulling off head scratching wins such as the infamous 2022 headline: “What’s a Lane 8 and how could they possibly have been better than Victoria Clark?!” While it remains unclear which lobbyists were truly behind the gerrymandering – one thing was certain: it allowed the heavy-hitting musicals to dominate Lead Performance and Best in Show more easily.

    The biggest storyline tracked by the Comms Committee was the inevitable point grab from the committee’s April NYC theater rampage. Thirteen of the season’s 62 shows were seen over a ten-day stint, resulting in some impressive entry nomination scores. And yes, the rumors are true: a special NYC-trip GROHN ballot did exist and definitely influenced the final votes. Unsurprisingly, these shows racked up a lot of points, nabbing the top spot in 7 of the 8 competitive categories!

    Leading the way with a commanding 60.3 GROHN points was Maybe Happy Ending. Its Tony night success proved to be a strong indicator for this year’s GROHNs, including the top prize of the night: Best in Show. It also had a unanimous win in Best Design for its awe-inducing set and projection work. The set became the true star of the show, allowing the gentle script and small cast to fill the auditorium with spectacle. The Committee loves a ‘little show with heart’ joining past GROHN favorites like Kimberly Akimbo, Lizard Boy, and Fun Home, leaving not a dry eye in the house. In a final show of domination, it also picked up a Special GROHN for “Best Interpretation of Nature.” A fluke win, as the category was introduced as a nomination from Redwood – but upon evaluation of all interpretations of nature throughout the season – Maybe Happy Endings depiction of Fireflies was the true winner. Redwood’s… well…  “redwood” may have impressed some Manhattan-bound viewers, but this Best Coast boy was not moved by the bark and videos. 

    Watching Dead Outlaw get shut out on Tony night gave the committee a serious case of the sads, but fear not – the show amassed a strong 44.3 GROHN points with a second place win in Best in Show and the top spot in the fiercely competitive Achievement in Production category for David Yazback and company’s beautiful score. The incidental music was enrapturing, with lead bandmate and storyteller Jeb Brown bringing home solid points in Supporting Performer. We hung on every word he delivered of the GROHN-wining Book. Julia Knitel, fresh off a well-earned Tony nomination, also brought home GROHN gold for her remarkable range of roles – most memorably as the child who grows up talking to her best friend mummy!

    The real losers of this year’s awards were anyone who did not take Hanah Solow’s advice to see Boop!. It was exactly what the committee wants in a Broadway spectacle: big ensemble dance numbers in sparkly costumes tap dancing their way through a paper-thin plot led by a radiant breakout star! With a heard-fought Lead Performer win for Jasmine Amy Rogers, it was amazing to watch this triple threat work! While the book may not have earned much praise, the show racked up well-deserved wins for theater royalty director-choreographer Jerry Mitchel, costume designer Gregg Barns, and lighting designer Philip Rosenberg. Like summoning Captain Planet, these three powers combined for an unforgettable showstopping Act II opener: “Where is Betty” – get yourself to the national tour when you can!

    Only six Broadway seasons later, the committee finally took in the spectacle of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child – thankfully limited to a single performance now. The production racked up design points and earned a deserved Production win for the genius of movement, not choreography – Steven Hoggert. Stage magic is alive and well. Speaking of stage magic, Death Becomes Her shattered records with the most GROHN points ever for a revival. The NYC production nearly matched its Chicago out-of-town run from last season, buoyed by a great seat and the immediate availability of the cast recording. This delightful musical comedy earned a solid 7 points in Best in Show, proving once again that radiant stars and smart camp go a long way. 

    Operation Mincemeat’s disqualifying sound design entry nomination tanked a lot of its chances in most categories but it still earned strong GROHN points thanks to a unanimous win for the heartwrenching show stopping number Dear Bill and Best Ensemble. Throughout the show, the committee frequently had to remind itself that there were, in fact, only five performers onstage doing all of that tomfoolery! The show also earned a Special GROHN:  “Hamilton for the British.” – As the most lauded show in West End history, it has been embraced with national pride – much like Hamilton, it tells today’s audience about a time when national pride felt uncomplicated – In this case: when the British beat the Nazis! This award did come with some controversy after Suffs’ unsuccessful campaign for “Hamilton for Women,” which lost traction after the late-season gerrymandering removed the DEI-infused nomination process.

    The committee would also like to celebrate the 2025 season’s newfound clarity around deciding to see jukebox musicals: 1) you must have interest in the catalog being used, 2) the book CANNOT be biographical and 3) theater people have to be excited about it. Case in point: A Beautiful Noise was shut out while Smash, well smashed! True – the committee didn’t realize that Smash was a jukebox musical until the clarity of the Tony Awards pointed out that the music was, of course, not written for the stage – but of course we loved that catalog! A big Broadway spectacle with GROHN favorite Brooks Ashmanskas chewing the scenery? YES, please! As one committee member once said after & Juliet: “I didn’t know the lyrics of that Ke$ha song until someone with Broadway talent sang it with proper diction!” – Jukebox musicals matter.

    Celebrating the committee’s relocation to California, a Special GROHN for ‘Best Representation of California life” was awarded to Marin Theater’s Eureka Day, a skin-crawlingly depiction of anti-vax culture set in liberal snowflake central: Berkeley, California. Some great honorable mentions for this award include a play about the incarceration pipeline for descendants of the Aztec nation in Fresno (Aztlán), Oakland-proud Black rapping tech workers trying to break into the white-dominated Venture Capital world (Co-Founders), a lesbian’s retrospective arriving into 1970’s Haight Street (Spanish Stew), and party gays facing the dreaded end of their 30’s on a Palm Springs birthday reunion weekend (To My Girls). Notably absent from this list: Redwood – yet another slap in the face for that beleaguered production. 

    Location-based rivalries continued, with years of GROHN domination from Seattle’s 5th Avenue theater, Seattle Rep, and A.C.T. – how will SF Playhouse, Berkeley Rep, and well, still A.C.T.… compete?! The story writes itself with perennial favorite Seattle’s 5th Ave and newcomer SF Playhouse both competing with a production of Waitress! Unfortunately, the ingrained impressions of Jesse Mueller and crew from the 2017 GROHN season are not quite distant enough for either production to have found too many points in this year’s awards. However the 5th’s production of Waitress did pick up a Special GROHN for “Most Enthusiastic Audience” given the 300+ high school students at the end of their weeklong theater camp taking in the performance and radiating energy from the packed balcony. The real showdown came in the very close race for the Special GROHN “Best Interpretation of a Golden Age Musical,” which the 5th’s production of Bye Bye Birdie ultimately claimed. Updates to the text, and some great direction choices delighted the committee in revisiting this chestnut from Greg’s community theater days. Don’t worry, Bill English managed to bring home solid GROHN points in the very stacked Production Team category for his precision direction bringing new insight into what one thought they knew of My Fair Lady – spoiler – it’s about thrupples!!

    SF’s ACT, coming in hot on the out-of-town tryout track, had two solid nominations this season with Nobody Loves You and Co-Founders. We here at the GROHNs definitely see a future for both of these shows! Luckily you can listen to the concept album of CoFounders, a hip hop and rap infused score about the hustle needed to break out big in the tech world. Despite not having a cast recording to help revisit the light hearted Nobody Loves You, a rom-com set in a fictitious reality slop TV dating show, it had a stellar cast and hummable tunes to look out for beyond SF!

    Sometimes small black-box community theater can outshine bloated Broadway budgets — and Oakland Theater Project’s Cabaret proved exactly that. This low budget, small cast production in an odd little space buried in an art store picked up a Special GROHN for its Music Direction with funky dancefloor ready arrangements of the well known score performed by a DJ and electric bass (with occasional acoustic ukulele!). The data-management committee would like to ensure it is noted that this production of Cabaret picked up more GROHN points than the bloated budget, star-studded, scream-singing London-imported Cabaret revival on Broadway. The committee snagged a half price house seat between all the good shows they saw on their April NYC theater binge – sadly Orvel Peck was out sick that day, but shout out to GROHN favorite Eva Noblazano’s 7 point GROHN win as ‘the best Sally he’s ever seen.’

    But what about this brand new category!? With 100 nominations across 27 shows, Achievement in Solo or Cabaret proved fiercely competitive – winning was Laura Benanti’s solo show: Nobody Cares at Berkeley Rep straight from a triumphant romp through the Edinburgh Fringe, it was the perfect balance of comedic writing, hilariously vulgar original numbers, and the stage presence of a true professional. In a close second was a lovely evening of story and standards from the still-hot-and-knows-it Cheyanne Jackson at our new favorite local cabaret space, Feinstein’s at the Nikko. …although we do wish this space had better house management… better booking management… and better communication… 

    Sondheim’s Old Friends took full advantage of, and possibly was one of the leading lobbyists for, the gerrymandering of categories as it reclassified itself a cabaret performance taking home some big wins as well as showcasing the radiant and spry Bernadette Peters doing what she does best: breathing life into the amazing lyrics of theaters most important composer. 

    While the GROHN committee has a mandatory eye-roll for the use of children or animals in any production, it is worth noting the Special GROHN awarded to Drag! The Musical for “Best use of a child actor” – as with most all parts of life – it takes a drag queen to do it right. It helped that the child’s arc was paired with GROHN favorite Nick Adams as his drag queen mentor. Nick, we all know as the GROHN legend having won the inaugural theatrical moment award back in 2012 for his mid act show stopper in Priscilla Queen of the desert while bouncing on his taint to end his athletic and sexy rendition of Material Girl! 

    The Data management committee is always delighted tracking trends and milestones through the many tabs of their rats nest of spreadsheets, and was pleased to present a special GROHN for “Best Returning Performer from Shuked” – with three of those Broadway stars showing up in shows this season: Ashley D. Kelley (Nobody Loves You), Andrew Durrand (Dead outlaw) and John Behlmann (Smash)! Despite just standing around for half the show, Andrew Durrand took home the win in his third GROHN nominating performance after his debut back in 2018’s Head Over Heals!

    Greg loves bringing his loved ones to theatrical events, with a whopping 41 different companions taking in a total of 166 performances with him this year! Thank you to all the companions – taking in live events with people Greg loves is the real joy that the GROHNs strive for. Huge shout out to the Admin of the Opera for attending 48 of the 62 shows, it’s not just web management that makes him a vital part of the GROHNs community! In a known power grab, this year saw a new winner for most shows taken in while not being on any GROHN committees: Susannah! Thank you for sharing 21 shows with the committee this year! 

    While Greg loves bringing his loved ones to theatrical events, being invited to a show is always a real treat, with many great performances this season coming at the suggestion of a companion. To commemorate this, a Special GROHN for “Best Production a Companion Suggested” featured some excellent nominations — and in a true year of GROHN domination, Susannah took home the win. She discovered the buzz around the show and, upon learning it was sold out, worked her network of theater angels to secure comp’d seats — Greg simply had to show up! Oakland Theater Project’s Cabaret was a winner yet again!

    And yes, while this Special GROHN — and the love of companions suggesting shows — is a delight, we must address the elephant in the room: new regulations now govern the committee’s willingness to say yes to invited productions, also known as the “Don’t Get Floyd Collins’d” rule. The companion at fault knows who they are.

    What a great year at the GROHNs! Thank you to all the companions, congratulations to all the winners, and cheers to even more great performances in 2026!

    Check out the full list of winners on Grohns.org. Sadly a cast recording of each of the 62 performances is not available – how rude! But of the lucky few that do – check out the highlight playlist over on Spotify!

  • NYC Fall 2025 Preview

    Hello theater fans! This fall is chock full of great theater, and if you are lucky enough to be in NYC you have far too many choices for interesting shows to take in! From longer running shows still smashing it, to some new ones looking for your attention, in alphabetical order to not play favorites, here are our top picks for the fall season!


    The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

    Running: 11/7/25 – 2/15/26. Off Broadway

    About: A starry revival of this delightful comedy about misfit preteens at a county spelling bee.

    Our take: We have seen this show more than most over the course of GROHNS history and find it delightful every time. Be adventurous and convince one of your theater companions to sign up as an audience spellers to further improve your enjoyment of the show!


    The Baker’s Wife

    Running: 10/23/25 – 12/14/25. Off Broadway.

    About: A rarely produced show that gave us one of the best cabaret numbers of the past 50 years – maybe the show is ok? Maybe it is awful? But it is the first stage return of Broadway’s favorite bullet Ariana DeBose!


    Beau the musical

    Running: 10/13/25 – 12/7/25. Off Broadway

    About: a rollicking original pop-country score to tell a young queer man’s story.

    Our take: Looks a lot like a differing version of Hedwig with an on-stage band led by our protagonist telling their queer story. Plus it has been getting great buzz as a transfer from downtown earlier this year.


    Chess

    Running: 10/15/25 – 2/15/26. Broadway.

    About: A revival of the punchline of Broadway jokes about good scores with bad books. Will this latest revisal be the one to end the jokes? With an all star cast of polarizing performers (We can take or leave Lea, but do have a soft spot for Aaron!) this may be amazing, or may be a big mess like Chess!


    Death Becomes Her

    Running: Open Run. Broadway

    About: An adaptation of the beloved film, twisted necks, gunshot holes and all.

    Our take: A strong show from the 2025 Tony season (not to mention the 2024 and 2025 GROHNs) that is still running due to it being one of the best musical comedies in years. A fun night out and the original cast is still performing!


    Heathers the Musical

    Running: 6/1/2025 – 1/25/2026. Off-Broadway

    About: An adaptation of the cult classic dark comedy film – croquet and all.

    Our take: This show has been circulating for over a decade, with regional productions in the late teens, but got a revisal in London recently as this production promises to be even better than what is captured on the cast recording from its original off-broadway run in 2014. 


    Maybe Happy Ending

    Running: Open. Broadway

    About: Robots… in the future… in love…?

    Our take: It won all of this year’s Tony’s and will do well at the 2025 GROHNs, get yourself to this show if you can!


    Messy White Gays

    Running: 10/6/25 – 1/11/26. Off Broadway

    About: From the crazy mind of Drew Droege (you best know him impersonating Chloe Sevigny) comes a new comedy about… messy white gays.

    Our take: Could be amazing, could be awful? Who knows but it likely will be fun to find out!


    Oh, Mary!

    Running: Open Run. Broadway

    About: A show about Mary Todd Lincoln.

    Our take: One of the funniest, well directed plays… ever. Currently starring Jane Krakowski who is reuniting with Cheyenne Jackson (playing through 12/7 – further casting has not been announced). Would see again and again.


    Queen of Versailles

    Running: Open Run. Broadway

    About: A new Stephen Schwartz musical starring Kristen Chenoweth based on the true story of a (still living) woman obsessed with building the biggest mansion off her husband’s real estate fortunes.

    Our take: if you love Schwartz and/or Chenoweth you should probably check it out. They have one song out as a teaser. Could be amazing, could be another Redwood (sorry Idina – sometimes people should stop famous people from doing whatever they want…).


    Ragtime

    Running: 9/26/25 – 1/4/26. Broadway

    About: A transfer of the city-center revival from earlier this year. Most of the cast from that rave-receiving run are with the production still.

    Out take: One of our favorite scores, it will be a lush evening with the full Lincoln Center treatment. Plus Joshua and Nichelle seem to have no problem filling the large shoes of the original cast with the show’s anthem


    Saturday Church

    Running: through 10/24. Off Broadway

    About: an adaptation of the film with music by Sia and Honey Dijon telling a black queer coming of age story

    Our take: Getting great buzz, and has been extended several times – watch for additional extensions if this doesn’t align to your dates!


    Two Strangers (carry a cake across New York). 

    Running: 11/1/25 – OPEN. Broadway

    About: This show has quietly arrived on Broadway after 4 well sold runs across the pond and off-broadway. Just two performers in what is heralded as a “heartwarming comedy about chance encounters and unlikely connections.” Sounds like my kind of rom-com! Plus Sam Tutty is cute.


  • STARLIGHT EXCESS

    We are not here to talk about the Tonys.
    We are here to discuss a very important album release.

    But… if we were going to talk about the Tonys—just for a second—we’d have to say:

    Weren’t they fucking great?!
    It was a phenomenal year. And yes, our ballot performed… poorly. But only because there were no fewer than eight shows we would’ve happily seen win on any of their nominations. We didn’t lose—we just begrudgingly chose one winner per slot.

    And look, we have to mention: Cynthia Fucking. Killed. It.

    Also: GROHN UP Broadway would like to gently remind everyone that we agreed to talk about literally anything but Hamilton—and yet, here we are, watching that clip for the 47th time.

    Oh, and the committee’s Tony watch party? Incredible. No time to get into it. Except to say this: Pin the Bratty Tails on Mary was, frankly, a triumph of party design. Everyone won.

    BUT WE’RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

    (We’re here to talk about a surprise dance remix album. Obviously.)

    While we were (rightly) distracted by Tony season, that cocky bastard ALW went and dropped a Starlight Express Deluxe album—in the midst of his own campaigning for, and winning, yet another Tony statuette on Sunday for Sunset Blvd.

    Why does this matter?

    Well, dear: the entire second disc is REMIXES.
    Yes, ALW released a DJ SET OF STARLIGHT EXPRESS.

    This is incredible news for many reasons, but chiefly because this release speaks directly to one of the GROHNs’ (many) internal dramas.

    Without getting too far into the details… let us simply recall the full-page memo—signed by every committee (except the Nomination Committee)—politely requesting:

    “The Nomination Committee stop having ‘OTHER’ hobbies that interfere with GROHNs operations.”

    Yes, that memo. And wouldn’t you know it—this very concept (dance floor meets musical) was explicitly named in that memo as a potential bridge between the Committee’s theatrical responsibilities and their:

    “…deep and mysterious commitment to dance floors that don’t involve showtunes.”


    But back to this amazing album. If we have one complaint, it’s that this masterpiece is not in German—which, for those of us who believe Starlight Express should only be experienced in its most chaotic, plot-flaw-drowning, roller-fever glory—the sheer quantity of understandable lyrics is a slight letdown.

    Wo ist die dampfbetriebene Ekstase?!

    But despite this flaw, this 30-minute dance set is way more important than whatever you were doing.

    So lace up those skates and we’ll see you on the dancefloor.

    [Said in a sponsor-y tone]: Available wherever you pretend to work while listening to showtunes.

  • Behind the Jazz Hands: The Blood, Sweat, and Showtunes of Making GROHN Up Broadway

    By the GROHN Awards Committee
    (Still emotionally recovering, thanks for asking.)

    Creating a Broadway revue isn’t some casual side project the GROHN Awards Committee whipped together between matinees. Sure, we used spreadsheets, intricate scoring systems, and passion-fueled debates—but this revue needed to be more than a playlist of bangers. It had to be a story: a journey with structure, emotion, and a deep love for the artform.

    This is the true tale of how it got made—and how 73 incredible songs from 24 musicals entered the arena, but only 15 survived.


    🗂 The Process: Every Musical. Every Song. Every Feeling.

    We started by reviewing every musical of relevance to the GROHN Committee from the past decade—Broadway, Off-Broadway, international, and beyond. The only requirement: a cast recording available on Spotify. (Sorry, Smash & Boop! )

    From there, we shortlisted songs that felt like the very best of what musical theatre has to offer. Each was scored based on a chaotic cocktail of rigorous criteria and unfiltered emotion:

    • How well the song exemplified one (or more) of the classic musical song types.
      (Yes, we defined the categories. You’re welcome.)
    • How much the committee loved the song or show.
      (Subjectivity embraced. No regrets.)
    • How clean the recording was.
      (Dialogue-heavy intros, intrusive applause, and incidental music often hurt scores.)
    • Where and how the committee first experienced the song.
      (Bad seats and missing leads? Fatal. Center orchestra with perfect lighting? Boosted the score by 1–3 emotional points.)

    💔 The Shortlist Bloodbath: 73 Songs. 14 Slots.

    Once the shortlist was in place—73 songs across 14 categories—the heartbreak began.

    Some categories were overflowing (there were nine opening numbers!), and some had multiple songs scoring equally high. But crafting a satisfying revue meant more than just selecting our favorites. We had to consider tone, pacing, balance, and musical diversity. We couldn’t stack the revue with only ballads, only belters, or only tracks the committee sings in the shower.

    We also had to show deserving love to 2025: all four Tony-nominated shows the committee actually liked are represented. (Sorry, Redwood. You may now fade into obscurity.)

    A few fun facts:

    • Most shortlisted songs were from Act I—because let’s be honest, Act II is where even the best musicals get… wonky.
    • Several shows had a slew of shortlisted songs, the committee can’t stop/won’t stop loving on some favorites of this decade: Kimberly Akimbo, Six, Some Like It Hot, and newcomers Death Becomes Her & Maybe Happy Ending.
    • Teeth and Ghost Quartet each got a song shortlisted, proving that following emerging writers off-Broadway (or into the woods) pays off.

    🏆 The Finalists: Glorious, Glittery, and Gone

    Here’s a shoutout to the runners-up—songs that came so close and absolutely deserve their flowers:

    • Ex-WivesSix (Opening Number): A high-octane intro with character reveals and confetti cannon on standby.
    • Child of the PhilippinesHere Lies Love (“I Am” Song): Our panty-dropping antagonist’s arrival in a standout immersive banger.
    • World Within My RoomMaybe Happy Ending (“I Am” Song / Opening Number): Lyrical, lovely, and effortless world-building.
    • Make a WishKimberly Akimbo (“I Want” Song): A sweet, sincere declaration of longing that won the committee’s hearts.
    • Don’t Bet Your HeartLempicka (Inciting Incident Song): A sex-oozing barn burning entrance that launches love and plot in one.
    • Tell Me, ErnestDeath Becomes Her (Inciting Incident Song): Our leading frenemies lock horns and ignite the plot.
    • BetterKimberly Akimbo (Secondary Character / Subplot Song): A scene-stealing entrance that left the committee stunned.
    • When the Chips Are DownHadestown (Secondary Character / Subplot Song): The Fates triple-team the spotlight in tight harmony and tighter attitude.
    • Work of ArtEverybody’s Talking About Jamie (Act 1 Company Number): A fierce mid-act drag fantasy with sparkle and strut.
    • Omar SharifThe Band’s Visit (Internal Conflict Ballad): A haunting, lyrical memory piece that hypnotizes.
    • Why We Build the WallHadestown (Act One Finale): The villain takes control and ensures we’re all in, emotionally and thematically. And YES, this song was written well before 45’s first term!
    • Me and the SkyCome From Away (11 O’Clock Number): One woman’s powerful breakout in a sea of ensemble storytelling.

    The Revue, the Love Letter

    GROHN Up Broadway isn’t just a revue—it’s a curated journey. A love letter to modern musical theatre. A glitter-filled, gut-punching, harmony-drenched tour through what we think the past decade has given us at its best.

    And if your favorite didn’t make the final 15? Don’t worry. Your version would probably be fine too, probably…

    Oh—and if you’re like us and want the full 73-song shortlist on shuffle while you go about your dramatic little life, you can find it on Spotify too!